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Facebook Penitentiary

Zuckerberg's Stupid Prison of the Mind

Author: Inmate 42

Inmate 42, Cell Block 4, Facebook Penitentiary
Change My Mind
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Change My Mind

Facebook’s Sweatshop Censors really don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. They threw me in FB jail for this meme.…
July 4, 2022 Inmate 42
Fuck It, Die Then
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Fuck It, Die Then

I set up a new account after the last one was unceremoniously executed by Facebook’s sweatshop censors, shitty-algorithm-writing programmers, and…
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 Inmate 42
Facebook Strikes Again
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Facebook Strikes Again

So Facebook decided to disable my account while I slept. They didn’t bother telling me what I did “wrong” in…
May 27, 2021 Inmate 42
How I Ended Up In Facebook Prison
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How I Ended Up In Facebook Prison

The Adventure Begins… The Chief Idiot of the Facebook Supreme Court partially reversed his stupid decision to permanently delete my…
March 21, 2021March 21, 2021 Inmate 42
Somebody’s Paying Attention!
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Somebody’s Paying Attention!

So it looks like Facebook is permanently deleting my account now. LOL someone over there must have suddenly woke the…
March 17, 2021 Inmate 42
The Most Dangerous Post on Facebook Returns
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The Most Dangerous Post on Facebook Returns

I keep trying to move on to the next batch of Facebook stupidity, but every time I get ready to…
March 16, 2021 Inmate 42
The Most Dangerous Post on Facebook
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The Most Dangerous Post on Facebook

Here’s a post that got me thrown in Facebook Prison for 3 days, 7 days, and 30 days. This one…
March 15, 2021March 15, 2021 Inmate 42
How to Trigger Facebook
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How to Trigger Facebook

This one was a throwaway comment on some MAGA loon’s stupid post. Of course Facebook hates it when you talk…
March 14, 2021 Inmate 42
Zuck Defends Ted Cruz’s Porn Habits
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Zuck Defends Ted Cruz’s Porn Habits

So this one requires a little context. It started with a post where Ted Cruz goes off on “rabid environmentalists”…
March 14, 2021 Inmate 42
Rudy’s Too Sexy For Facebook
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Rudy’s Too Sexy For Facebook

Not sure if Zuckerberg just gets a little too sexually excited when he sees Rudy adjusting his microphone or if…
March 14, 2021 Inmate 42

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