Letters From a Menlo Park Jail

Rudy’s Too Sexy For Facebook

Not sure if Zuckerberg just gets a little too sexually excited when he sees Rudy adjusting his microphone or if he just gets upset when you make fun of Facebook’s favorite lawyer, the official counsel to white supremacists and terrorists everywhere.

Either way, this will get you 10 days hard time.

And I got more receipts than CVS man.